Monday, 23 May 2016

The Queer Dictionary: How to Understand and Interpret LGBT Jargon

Have you ever wondered what LGBTs mean by the strange, uncouth jargon they utter?  Here at last is a glossary of their commonest terms, translated into English.

Abhorrent: anything reasonable, natural and harmless
Anti-gay: anything normal, healthy or honest
Anti-gay hate crime: hoax perpetrated by homosexuals to make themselves look like victims
Anti-gay rant: articulate, reasoned discourse expressing logical and factually-based arguments
Bigot: anyone who disagrees with LGBT ideology or resists their agenda in any respect
Bigotry: all ideas, beliefs and opinions apart from LGBT ideology. Particularly morals, truth, high ideals and goodness in general.
Blame: something which can only be placed on a heterosexual, never on a homosexual
Boyfriend: homosexual partner, or rentboy
Breeders: heterosexuals
Calling out: public abuse, harassment and bullying of anyone who disagrees with or refuses to affirm LGBT behaviour and dogmas
Charity: raising money for yourself, as in "Gay Pride raises money for charity".
Chemsex: a strange affliction that homosexuals suffer from through no fault of their own
Chicken: Boy used for homosexual purposes

Closet, closetted: Behaving with dignity and discretion
Coming of age: being sexually abused while young and led to believe you are homosexual
Coming out: Imposing your homosexuality non-stop on other people, and demanding they "affirm" it
Cottaging: Hanging around public places such as lavatories and parks in hope of finding strangers for homosexual activity.
Dating: Meeting strangers via websites or mobile phone connections for casual sexual encounters.
Diversity: Homosexuals bullying other people
Dumping: Something too disgusting to be defined here. See Urban Dictionary or website of Terry Higgins Trust.
Education:  Indoctrinating children with LGBT jargon and dogmas
Equality: Homosexuals getting state subsidies and bullying other people
Fault: something that can only belong to a heterosexual e.g. "it's their fault"
Felching: Something too disgusting to be defined here. See Urban Dictionary or website of Terry Higgins Trust.
Free Speech: a crime to be replaced with a "safe space" for LGBT dogmas.
"G". GHB gamma hydroxybutyrate, a date-rape drug widely used among homosexual men as a "relaxant" . High dose can cause coma or death.
Gay activist: aggressive extremist, especially one who spies, snoops on or denounces colleagues 
Gay-bashing: Reporting any crime committed by a homosexual.

Nyomi and Rachel Fee 

Gay-bashing remarks: Intellectual analysis of false arguments used by LGBT movement.
Gay bowel syndrome: something that does not exist, or if it does it must be caused by heterosexuals
Gay community: People busy killing each other then blaming heterosexuals
Gay history: bad history. Self-glorification by vain and glaringly ignorant people
Gay icon: Somebody who has died young of AIDS, such as Freddie Mercury or Michel Foucault
Gay liberation: paedophilia
Gay rights: homosexual extremists getting subsidies and bullying everybody else
Gender:  Making false statements about your biological sex or disguising it in some way
Hate: disagreement with LGBT agenda
Hate-crime: fraud staged by homosexuals to make themselves look like victims. There are countless examples.
Hate-group: A group of people who believe and say anything contrary to LGBT dogma
Hate-speech: Any disagreement with LGBT ideology even if expressed by a homosexual
HIV, AIDS: disease that has absolutely no connection with homosexuals whatsoever, which is why they are suing the NHS to provide them with hugely expensive "PREP" drugs such as Truvada. Strangely enough leaflets about it are distributed at Gay Parades because they are completely irrelevant and superfluous. It is not, repeat NOT a "gay" disease. 
History: fiction written by LGBTs specially for children
Human Rights: homosexuals getting special privileges and bullying other people
Homophobe: a normal, healthy and well-adjusted person
Homophobia: Any disagreement with LGBT ideology or resistance to LGBT agenda in any shape or form. Widely used as a term of abuse and censorship to close down discussion
Homophobic rant: Calm and reasoned criticism of any homosexual's arguments or actions
Ignorant:  well-educated
ILGA:  international network of affiliated LGBT groups that heterosexuals are expected to fund while believing it doesn't exist
Infamous: good, useful or beneficial  e.g. "the infamous Section 28"
Inclusivity: Homosexuals giving each other most of the top jobs and bullying other people
Law: something homosexuals uphold and even impose on others if it's in their favour, but ignore and break if it's not.
Litigation: quick way for homosexuals to get rich. See also Bullying.
Love: two-day drug-fuelled homosexual orgy. Lasting love: three-day drug-fuelled homosexual orgy
Loyalty: term that does not exist in LGBT language
MSM: men who sodomize men, i.e. homosexuals
Marriage: avoidance of inheritance tax. Nothing to do with fidelity.
Marriage Equality: Changing marriage to mean anything homosexuals want. Prioritizing lust above everything else.
Moral responsibility: term that does not exist in LGBT language
Nappy: to a heterosexual, something you put on a baby. To a homosexual. something you wear yourself.
Nice, normal "gay". One who has taken out court injunction to stop people finding out the truth.
Obnoxious: Honest and truthful.
Odious: An opinion that is well-informed and moral.
Offensive: people objecting to offensive homosexual behaviour
Openly gay: a homosexual who attends Pride parades wearing just a leather belt and lipstick and waving his genitalia at the youngest children he can find
Party: Group homosexual activity with rentboys and drugs. E.g. Keith Vaz "Let's get this party started".
Pet boy: Boy kept by older man for homosexual activity.
Polite disagreement: this does not exist in LGBT language. See "death threats" and "hysteria".

Poppers: drugs such as amyl nitrate, used as a muscle relaxant by male homosexuals. In combination with Viagra, or alcohol, or carelessness, it has been known to kill people but of course that must be the fault of heterosexuals in some way.
Progress: Censorship and control by homo-extremists.
Radically gay: a homosexual who uses streams of trite LGBT terminology to abuse others
Rampant: anything a homosexual is getting in a temper about
Rant: any statement or opinion differing from LGBT dogma
Relationship: Two people watching porn together.
Research: A criminal offence unless it reaches conclusions that agree with LGBT dogma.
Responsibility: does not exist in LGBT language
Review: Anonymous abuse and libel of an author whose book you have never read. Opportunity for LGBT trolls to sound off.
Rimming: Something too disgusting to be defined here.  See Urban Dictionary or THT website.
Safe Space: Homosexuals bullying and silencing everybody else, imposing censorship
Science: evidence selected, invented or edited to support LGBT dogmas.
Sex: Sodomy or some other homosexual act.
Sexuality, as in "my sexuality": self-centred narcissism and vanity 
Shameful: Something good, healthy and normal especially if it involves telling the truth.
Social justice: Rich homosexuals running the country.

 "I’m gay, and gays are naturally a promiscuous collective of people".
Noah Galvin, TV actor 
Social justice warrior: foul-mouthed abusive online troll, usually pseudonymous
Stigma and prejudice: Accurate statistics about AIDS and other venereal diseases.
Tax: Something homosexuals should not have to pay, as in "Stonewall is a charity".
TERF (trans-exclusionary radical feminist) A woman who refuses to believe nonsense
Transphobia: calling people the sex they actually are
Transphobic rant: calm and rational assertion that men are men and women are women.
Translation: the opposite of cis-lation
Transport: the opposite of a cis-port
Turn: To "turn" someone e.g. "I can turn her", to persuade them to become homosexual. If done to a heterosexual, this is a huge triumph and cause for congratulation and boasting. If done to a homosexual, to "turn" them heterosexual, a frightful crime deserving the death penalty, because people are "born gay".
Twink: boy used for underage perversion by older male
Vile: anything natural, harmless and healthy

Copyright Julia Gasper 2016.

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