Sunday, 12 December 2010

Wikisneaks shock - there is no Father Christmas!

Millions of children around the world were reduced to tears today as the Wikisneaks website revealed classified documents that prove beyond a doubt that there is no such person as Father Christmas a.k.a. Santa Claus, Sinta Klaus etc etc.
Even his team of reindeer has been exposed as a diplomatic fiction, according to Wikileaks. Four people have been named as posing as Father Christmas in London alone, but all deny the charges.

A spokesman for Father Christmas's grotto at the North Pole commented "These documents are a fraud. You cannot accept them as genuine. The people circulating them are sensationalists and attention-seekers. They are anarchists with very dubious motives."

Coming soon:
Wikisneaks hints that it is going to expose the Tooth Fairy as an international conspiracy.

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